Hello Barack

I called the President today. We had a nice 20 minute conversation. Glad he was able to take

my call. Respect. I had a litany of complaints for him.

And a few kudos.

I did it publicly on a cellphone in a public park. Some people may have overheard some

of it, because at times I had to shout at him. But we are cool.

I still believe in him. But, I pulled no punches about the things I feel

he has majorly goofed on (using the "g" word to substitute for what I really said...)

and wtf was he Thinking?

We both had a good laugh when I mentioned that the Repugnicans, after the pigs shamelessly

(because they are not BURDENED with a conscience..) heinously clusterfucked and

gang-raped lady liberty for most of my adult life, with the near-completed attempted

fascist coup of "NINE ELEVEN," starting two unprovoked wars just in the last few years,

etc., etc., etc ad nauseum, now are pointing a crooked finger at him and crying "Socialist!"

ha haha hahahah hhahahaha ahahahahaha ahahahahahah ahahaahahaha! WFLOAO!

I said, "Sir, if ONLY you were a socialist, or better yet, a dyed-in-the-wool Communist!

Not only would the USA finally become a free country---- at long last....but I would be tempted

to come to Washington and kiss you on the mouth!"

All, in all, it was a pleasant conversation. I strongly suggested a national holiday for

Malcolm X. Lots of conversation about the direction of the Space Program.

Next call, I will have my notes ready, so as to be less rambling, b/c I know

he is very busy. And he knows I am too.

Got hope?

gimme some!

Mr. President, please re-read these....

http://kucinich.house.gov/News/DocumentSingle.aspx?DocumentID=93581

Ok, now that you've READ THEM, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!

President Obama Lets Fly The "B-Word!"

Shortly after a press conference by Repugnican Mitch McConnell ( a left-over former high-ranking fascist in the Bush-Cheney-Rice junta), wherein McConnell disparaged everything that President Obama has ever said, done, mentioned or supported, Mr. Obama issued a brief statement.

"My former Senate colleague, from the state of Kentucky, is a fowl-mouthed liar who prides himself on that fact. He wishes to return the United States to the days of slavery for blacks, browns, reds yellows---you get the picture. He is a plutocrat. He has been rabidly against every positive, progressive change that has occurred in the last 50 years. You check his voting record for yourself.

I speak for many in Washington, when I say, McConnell, you bee-yotch, we wish you'd return to cruising for closet gays in Cherokee Park near Hogan's fountain in Louisville, KY, like you used to, and get the hell out of Washington DC!"

The President was visibly angry.

When the Capital press started blowing smoke up Fox News' passageways about this, the Fox propagandists asked the president if he would be stepping down, for saying the so-called "B-word" on live television. President Obama replied, "I stand by my comment, turkey, and by the way, I hate it when you ask me things that I have already answered! From now on, don't any of you ask me me twice about something I have already elucidated," and he turned deftly and quickly left the room.

A quick perusal of internet research seems to show that Pres. Obama is the first president in office to have said the "B -word," and not been ashamed. Bully for Obama!